Easter, my cousin threw a golf ball trying to hit a tree and hit me right between the eyes. It was a crazy freak accident but I had two black eyes for two weeks. It only hurt for a day or so and it didn’t break anything. I just had two shiners. I was never even mad at him or anything.
He’s getting married in a couple of weeks. So I’m going to buy him a pack of golf balls and wrap it all fancy like a real wedding present (which they’re gettting too) and give it to him. I’m just going to write “Fore!” on the card and not sign my name or anything.
