embiggen — seabelle: I can’t stand these fucking people...

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I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

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text I hate those stupid stickers there's this family that shops at my store and their sticker has their last name on it AND all of their first names thay is just flat out stupid like your kid is walking home from the bus one day and some random dude pulls up and says he jimmy smith i know your dad it's cool and then the kid runs home and gets his parents and the cop says oh how'd he know your name buddy? oh my parents are dumbasses and put my name on the back of our suburban

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#text #I hate those stupid stickers #AND all of their first names #thay is just flat out stupid #it's cool