pokemon go is singlehandedly shaping the entire fuckdamn globe. places looking for hire are listing “active pokemon go gym nearby” as a perk of the job. bars are placing lures at nearby pokestops to attract customers. dog shelters are taking advantage of the trend to get people to walk the dogs while they play. this is the most positive possible outcome of pokemon’s wild popularity i love it so much
I’m the person who leaves every single event without saying bye don’t even question it I hate saying goodbye I don’t want to hug you just let me disappear into the night like I’m batman


