i have this headcanon that the x-kit guy is actually one of those people in the tumblr staff. it’s his day job - everyone needs money. he hears their plans in meetings or whatever and then once he’s at home he proceeds to action to undo their fuck ups. he’s a silent protector. a watchful guardian. he’s the dark knight and he will save us again.
I’m the person who leaves every single event without saying bye don’t even question it I hate saying goodbye I don’t want to hug you just let me disappear into the night like I’m batman
